Friday 26 July 2013

Boy,I hate people.


Aloha!!!
I know I'm making two blogs in a day but I was talking on da phone with mah twinny and I haven't talked to her for over 3 weeks so I had a lot to talk about.
Anywho...
I remembered a story that happened a week ago.
I have decided to share this story with you.
So I'm a bit of a tomboy.
I LOVE sports,videogames,etc.
Me and mah cousins were playing baseball.
2 on 1.
I was the one.
It was hard for me to pitch AND play outfield at the same time.
So we got someone to play.
This is where it gets stressful.
So this kid said he played baseball before.
I was like,
YES I GET A PROFESSIONAL.
So we batted first.
He was a leftie.
Nothing against lefties,I'm ambidextric.(right and left)
Just remember that.
He got into his batting stance.
My brother pitched.
Now this was a good pitch,right down the middle,in this kid's range.
He MISSED.
I screamed,
STRIKE ONE.
Did I mention we don't even know this kid's name?
My brother throws another good pitch.
He misses,again.
STRIKE TWO.
Oh and what do you know?
STRIKE THREE. YOUR OUT.
Now we were only playing with two outs.
So I was up at bat.
I striked out.
Oh well what can you do.
So mah cousins batted up they hit a double then struck out.
MAH TURN!!!!
I.HIT.A.TRIPLE.
I was screaming and crying at the people who were watching laughed their faces off.
This kid got jealous.
He got his 3 strikes and got out.
Instead of calling me to bat,he kept hitting.
THIS.KID.STRUCK.MEH.OUT.
I was steamed.
Now I am 10000% percent a good sport.
But this kid struck me out when I could have one the game.
Basically I let the other team win.
Call me a bad sport,but mah dad said it was the right thing.
Best advice ever.
So lesson learned children,if your teammate strikes you out,
LET THE OTHER TEAM WIN.
Hope ya enjoyed that.
Bye.
 
 


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